Next Week: On A Very Special Circle of Hell

So I came back to Wittenberg after going home and pissing a whole bunch of people off. My personal theory is that there are too many people out there who are used to the concept of 'bitter-on-the-outside-nice-on-the-inside-Tom' and need to get used to 'solid-block-of-pure-bitterness-Tom.' The latter will find it easier if they get over themselves.
See? Bitter all over, baby.
Anyways, I get back to school and I'm all like "Dude! This schedule is worse then last year's fall schedule! Holy crap! I bombed last year's fall schedule!"
But my schedule's all like "Too bad, fucker, you've only got yourself to blame, bitch!"
So I'm like "Yeah right! I've heard it all before! Now it's on hardcore!"
The reality is, of course, that I've spent all of my free time walking in a big circle around campus staunchly avoiding any and all of my obligations.
Perhaps a play by play of my schedule will shed some light on my bitching and moaning.
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I wake up in time for my 9:10 Weather and Climate class, where such concepts as 'the seasons come from the tilt of the Earth' and 'latitude and longitude are a big grid on the globe' do their best to keep me awake.
Right after that I go to Chinese class and weep softly to myself.
Next up at 11:30 is Applied Matrix Algebra. You read that correctly. Applied Matrix Algebra. Apparently I hit myself on the head very hard before registering for classes last Spring.
Later, at 1:50, I go to Principles of Computer Organization. I am typing this post during this class, to give you an idea.
Right afterwords I go to work for Network Specialist Action!
Tuesdays and Thursdays I have labs and stuff.
Interesting side note: I've become obsessed with E! Entertainment Television. I think that this is a side effect of not having HBO so I can watch Rome. Also I would like to point out that 101 Even Bigger Celebrity Oops! is the most addictive show ever. That Paris Hilton sure is wacky!
Speaking of Paris Hilton, I got a new cell phone! It's an amazing little device that has a color screen and a camera and, most importantly, an alarm! It usually wakes me up even!
One more frustration then I promise I'll let you go. You know what movie looks friggin' sweet? 2046. It's a Hong Kong Future Noir about a writer as he journeys through memories of his previous lovers. It looks friggin' SWEET!
There are two inherant problems with viewing this movie. First it is the sequel to another movie called In the Mood for Love. By itself, this isn't a huge problem, it's probably a great film too. Second though, where the hell do you find Hong Kong dramas in Springfield, Ohio? Where I ask you? Seriously, I had to send someone to Japan for the original version of Shall We Dance!
Ah well, I suppose it's all up to Amazon.